Welcome to Psycho Chick World, an online T-Shirt & Gift store for those "spirited" chicks and all those who love them. Despite the name, there's plenty here for the guys as well. You'll find a pluthera of design topics, from sarcasm and dark humor, to the textually artistic. Many of the designs below are also sections and contain more, related designs within them...Thanks for visiting & Happy Shopping to ya!
This is a Dark Ride This is a Dark Ride. For those dimly lit days...Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
Cocktail T-Shirts & Gifts Cocktails and more cocktails, Whiskey, Tequila, Martini, Cosmo, Bloody Marys and more! Click on the image above to see more cocktail designs. |
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Truly Wicked T-Shirts & Gifts This young chicklet picking a flower over a skull is the perfect gift of nostalgia for the psycho chick who wants to reflect on her troubled past. Click on the image above to see more like it. |
Psycho Chick T-Shirts & Gifts Psycho Chick, Pretty Mess, Hoochie Mama and more...Click on the above image to see more designs like it... |
Guerilla Props Guerilla Songs. Sneak a listen around the Rebel Camp fire, and show some luv to the freedom fighters! |
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Crow T-Shirts & Gifts I don't know for sure why I made these shirts. Therapy maybe. The crow's caw always gives me the hebee jebeez, reminds me of my mortality. |
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Forgiveness T-Shirts & Gifts Just the cold, dead reaction that keeps the ice flowing through her veins, and in a popular tank too! Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
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Property of the Bank Bank Owned! I may have this tatoo'd on my forehead before too long if things don't look up soon :) |
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Fruit at the Bottom Fruit at the Bottom! Yayyyy! Revisit your childhood when fruit on the bottom of yogurt was second only to crackerjack prizes! |
Wicked The sun also shines on the wicked. This distressed sun design is a must for those personalities hold up in dark corners. |
Wave T-Shirts & Gifts Sunset and Wave Junkies, enter here....Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
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Moral Undertow The box we love to hate. This design is dedicated to American TV's moral undertow that is becoming more dogged every year... |
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Dance For Me My Puppet From a baby's body suit to a sexy tank, Dance for me my puppet fits perfectly :) |
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Pour Me a Double Fun with Preggo! Since you're going to be boycotting the hard vices, at least you can laugh about it with these designs :) |
USA Rocket's Red Glare! Show your USA pride with some fervor. This patriotic design looks great on both guys and gals... |
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People Not a fan of crowds? Find that most people you meet are just awkward or fake? Enter...people phobias celebrated here! |
Bury The Hatchet Let's bury the hatchet, how does into the side of your skull sound? Eeek, a brutal but fun message! |
No Ordinary Love T-Shirts & Gifts Let them know you're fiery brand of love is no ordinary love, with this unique bunny boiler shirt! Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
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Treacherous The Weak are the most treacherous of us all. Click on the image above for more designs like it... |
Madness T-Shirts & Gifts Leave Ajar the door to madness. Not such a scary place, some of us call it home. |
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Bomb Junkies Bombs away... Celebrate your experience on the growler with this inspirational design!...After all, everyone poops :) Click on the image above for more designs for the bomb junkies... |
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And Which Dwarf Are You? There's no better shirt to fight off the napoleons at the local pub, or at least force them to re-think their approach. |
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Submarine Races Some fun with the submarine races, thought we'd shine a light on one of the corniest old school lingo for making out...er...kissing. |
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Handles Like A Dream Handles like a dream. Just short of inviting a test drive, this shirt lets them know your a finely tuned piece of... |
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Day Dreamer T-Shirts & Gifts Shirts for the day dreamers, the wanderers, the ponderers and the lucky with haunted souls. 3 Designs. Click on the image above to see more like it. |
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More Than One Way To Skin a Cat There's more than one way to skin a cat. Well, not really. This "ism" has hopefully not been tested :) |
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Shiver Me Timbers Arrghh! Shiver Me Timbers! This retro spin on Pirate's jargon has a handful of meanings...depending on who you talk to :) |
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Whiskey T-Shirts & Gifts Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound! Straight to the point. These shirts will set you apart from the pretenders. Click on the image above to see more just like it. |
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Retire To Florida A poke at Florida, the sunshine state. Not just a place to die, but a place to die with a cocktail and sand :) (so tasteless, I know) |
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Sweet Ride Ahhh, return to a simpler time, when our only worries were what flavor fruit roll up to snack on and what color streamers to put on our handle bars. |
Pervy Creep T-Shirts & Gifts It's good to have a sweet side, if you're a creep. Gives you that edge against all the one dimensional creeps, with just a creepy side. Click on the image above for more like it. |
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Slum Lord T-Shirts & Gifts Whether you're a greedy land baron, or just have a deep seeded need to own the purple properties in a Monopoly game, these will fit the bill... |
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Suck It T-Shirts & Gifts Why don't you suck it. Say it with a shirt, it's easier to get away with......Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
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American Zombie Cheers to the boob tube, helping zombify us into slothering fools. As if we needed any help. |
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Chained Up T-Shirts & Gifts Ah, the visuals that accompany this one. A dark display all your guests beneath the floor boards are sure to be talking about for days! Oh, and a cute puppy shirt too. |
Country Girl This tractor heart logo gives homage to the notorious Country Girl...she carries an American mystique still to this day. |
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LOLLIPOP T-Shirts & Gifts Psycho Chick Pops. Scores of luscious licks before you reach the angry, bitter core! Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
Cross My Heart Old Soul, done with a great brush from Redeemer of Light :)...Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
Evil Flower T-Shirts & Gifts A purply flower shirt with former mob ties...A settle way to flaunt your seedy past, whilst making everyone think you're just a green thumb... |
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Obama Old Glory Fall back in love with Old Glory...Help restore America's greatness by showing your support with this shirt to elect Obama! |
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Adrift Adrift in a moral abyss. When your moral compass goes haywire it's nice just to drift sometimes... |
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Company Ink Never dip the pen in the company ink! When fraternizing with a co-worker takes an intimate turn, you may wish you'd had this shirt to remind you what can happen... |
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Cold T-Shirts & Gifts How cold is it? It's so cold my balls'd fit in an ant's ass like a bb in a box car! I heard this once while tubing down the freezing Sacramento River one year. |
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BFF T-Shirts & Gifts Everything I know about girly friendship. Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
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Titanic T-Shirts & Gifts I'm King of the worrrllld!!...er...the ocean floooorrr!! Be the most tasteless bloke in the room with these shirts poking fun at Titanic :) |
Midnight Snack Midnight Snack. This chocolate chip design hints at more than just cookies and milk... |
Surfin USA The king of the salty food chain, the great white shark still gives us mambie pambies the heebee jeebeez... |
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Dirtbag T-Shirts & Gifts Ever just want to be left alone? Perfect shirt for the girls night out...Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
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Only A Kiss T-Shirts & Gifts Psycho Chick or not, most of us have bit on the bitter end of an affair. Even if it was only a kiss. Click on the image above to see more designs like it. |
Low Hanging Fruit Don't forget about us low hanging fruit! Are you easy? Or know someone who is and needs a cool shirt? |
Ode To Aliens Slightly used Marauder for sale. Who wouldn't jump at this? I'm bummed they didn't list the price though. Click the image above for more Alien designs... |
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Ice Cold It's just a feeling I get sometimes. Mostly at the DMV. Express your icy side with this cold drink design... |
Sorry We're Closed Sorry, we're closed. You can hang this sign when the heart is closed for repairs, or just plain renovations. |
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California Psycho T-Shirts & Gifts California grown, these West Coast bunny boilers are hand fed crazy from birth. Nothing like them...anywere. Well, maybe Florida. |
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When Doves Cry T-Shirts & Gifts When Doves Cry. Well, I think they would cry. I would for sure. This design really pops in pink and black. |
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Defender T-Shirts & Gifts Smart bombs, pods, mutants, hyperspace, humanoids in distress! this shirt celebrates the hands down bestest arcade game ever. of all time. and space. |
